Do me a favor. Just a little one.
Point out the crosswalk in this photo.
What, no crosswalk? Alright. Can you show me the crosswalk in THIS photo?
Say what now? There isn't a crosswalk here, either?
MY EFFING POINT EXACTLY.
There is no flipping crosswalk. SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
I'm holding up TWO fingers. But this accurately conveys my opinion of that
ass-hat parking enforcement butthole who gave me another freaking ticket.
I also need this to stop.