Friday, April 6, 2012

The Return of Moi

I'm back.


I think I have a head cold, Elle's motor nearly burned up on account of her NEVER CHECKING THE OIL IN HER CAR, and I can't find my Big Camera.

On the plus side, I spent an hour sitting on a windswept beach this morning with nothing but the crashing waves of the ocean and my lonely, tumbling thoughts.

And some guy that I swear was taking photos of me, but every time I looked his way he would drop the camera and mess with the focus.

If I see my face out there on some Ocean Internet Porn Site, I'm going to be SO MAD.

I met a dog that eats Lemon Poppyseed Muffins. His name was Ozzy Ozzbum.

 I went to the Goonies Rock!

 Um, I saw this in the Target parking lot. Are you as FREAKED out as I was?!

 An octopus tried to fight me. Luckily, it backed down before I had to Get Real With It.

 Check it out. A 25 lb. lobster! That was kidnapped. And then died. Aww. :(

Yeah. Those are sea lions. My camera focused on the wrong thing. Kinda like I do sometimes. Heh.On the plus side of me branching out and doing new things, I totally fed tiny dead fish to the sea lions.

 If you look incredibly close, you can see a red dot in the middle of this photo. I was convinced it was aliens. Finally, I decided it must have been a neon fast food sign way up in the middle of the woods.

But, today on the freeway, I was pretty sure I found the alien UFO. Way to the right were some really funky looking black clouds. I'm almost certain that this UFO had something to so with them, so I took a photo.

 What. I was going 75 in a 65. I didn't want to crash my car. It was bad enough that I was trying to capture documentation of the UFO on the road.

 My peaceful Internet Porn Site. Too bad I didn't take a photo of the guy. Then, the joke would be on him, amiright??

 SWEET bedspread. I tend to be incredibly thrifty and my hotel decor reflects that. And so does my backache. Next time, I'll spend the extra $40 and save myself some discomfort.

There was a short period when I walked past the mirror and FREAKED OUT. Bedbug? It's a bedbug. I didn't bring any spray, or a net. IT IS GOING TO EAT MY FACE. Hey wait.... it's a ladybug. Whew. I almost overreacted.


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