So. Hey. Um.
Do you ever post a rant on the internet about your little sister being incapable of selecting the correct potato at the grocery store? And do you ever accidentally call her a bunch of names because you think it adds character to the storytelling even if you don't really think she's any of those things?
Does your sister ever seem a bit pissy the next day and you cannot, for the life of you, figure out why because you have already forgotten what you did?
Do you ever take the kids to the grocery store to pick up the makings for fruit smoothies and at the last minute saunter past the vegetable aisle thinking, If you want something done right, do it yourself?
Do you ever stare at the sign that says Yams and look down, confused when you see sweet potatoes, then look to the left where the Sweet Potato sign hangs over the yams?
Do you ever turn bright red from embarrassment right there in the food aisle with people swarming around you?
Yeah. Me neither.
See y'all back here Monday after my Trip.