It's WEDNESDAY already?

Hey peeps.

This has been a busy week for me. My older brother sent his 16 year old daughter (we'll call her Jemimah) up from California for Elle and I to entertain for a week. I think his exact words were "take this and don't bring it back until it has some character."

Gary took Jemimah to Seattle for a day and they did all the fun stuff I wanted to do when we were up there last (at least, all the stuff that didn't require valid ID for 21 and over).

They had a blast and last night I drove up to Mumsie's house to do the prisoner swap (this is what we call it when we don't meet at the porn store).

I'm lucky that I can even post anything on here while I'm way out here in the sticks. Mumsie's internet speed is so prehistoric that I like to think it's horse drawn and this post will arrive sometime in the next 2 years.

I guess I just missed everyone and wanted to check in.

Oh, no.

I'm addicted to the internet.

Wait. I already knew that.

Someday, when we have time, we'll sit down and talk about how angry I get when it comes to constant texting and FBing. Elle.

Good day, citizens!