A Smattering (lack) of Eloquence
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
This is what you get for cheating
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Dear Fast Food Worker Who Thinks She needs Fifteen Bucks An Hour: Hi there. You might remember me. I'm the chick who came through y...
Monday, December 1, 2014
Threat-level? Possibly Orange. I'm not really sure what that stands for, but it sounds bad
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Cough. Uh, hey guys. What's up? Me? Oh, you know.... yeah, so I could totally see how you may have thought I abandoned Eloquence or...
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Who taught this kid how to talk?
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The other day, my 7 year old and I were standing in the kitchen. She was wearing her Parrot costume while slathering peanut butter and jell...
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Progressive Mental Disorders and the LDS Church
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The other day I was reminded of a slightly evil stunt I pulled a few years back. The good thing about my poor memory is that I tend to ...
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Too much time on my hands. Who knew?
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My kids have one more week of school. They're super excited because they get to spend several weeks two states away with their dad. I...
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