Crap From Elle's Mouth

In the spirit of having a lot going on, I thought I would dazzle y'all with my sister's Facebook Updates from the past few weeks instead of attempting to come up with something on my own and possibly spraining my brain:

• I am SO churning my own butter right this minute
• I've watched my step-cat chase a light beam on the garage door for half an hour. I wonder how much longer before he knocks himself unconscious, or if we'll even be that lucky.
• I'm going to kill that teapot.
• So a semi just breezed past me in the carpool lane...
• Today feels like a day for possibilities. It's possible nothing could happen. It's possible a lot could happen. It's possible that I'll be content. It's even possible that I could break out in uncontrollable laughter at any given moment. It's possible I've tipped over into the "crazy sector". I wonder if that means I'm in a good mood.. Bless you, life.
• I came home to find 4 brand new pairsof Irish socks. And a note from my sister, reprimanding me for my hobo feet. Only 23 pairs left to purchase. (those of you who don't know me -at all- I only wear Irish socks. All year. They wear out. My sister is the greatest.
• I love it when my coffee mug has poorly written words matching the song playing in my head upon waking. My sister is awesome.

Those last two I just included because she talks about how awesome I am. In case you didn't know. Except that you did, because I just told you.

Anyone ever eaten lunch in a bus? Tomorrow, I'll be back to tell you all about it.