You wanna run that by me again, Llama?

Huh.

At the risk of pissing off Google Adsense, I'd like to let everyone know that Adsense is holding my earnings from those ads hostage.

Some of you may not know that every time you click on an ad, I get a tiny payout. I was saving up to buy us all tickets to Justin Bieber, but they've suspended my account due to "invalid click activity."

I don't even know what the freak that is.

Too many clicks? Not enough? Someone in my freaking house clicked on an ad from my computer? I'm willing to bet it was Elle.

I'm taking it out of her piggy bank.

I've appealed and we'll see what happens.

I'll bet the entire thing was a set-up. Free money? It's the stuff of dreams.